Why I am still in the car!

I can’t believe I’m still driving, even though I know this isn’t good for my health.

I think this is because the car is so much better than the one I had in college, which was terrible.

But then I look at my wife, who was driving and she can barely read a book.

It’s a great day, I think to myself.

But now I’m a wreck.

I can barely walk.